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A viral video shows a blue sedan “parked” at the top of the staircase of the Sanctuary of the Virgin of Guadalupe in San Pedro Cholula (Puebla), right next to the temple doors. According to witnesses, the driver, an older man who was allegedly drunk, fell asleep when he could go no further.

On October 18, Takashi Mochibe, creator of the tactical RPG “Dragon’s Chronicles”, posted on X that he had received an email demanding $200 to stop the sender from cloning his game with AI and releasing it first on Steam. His reply: “Isn’t that pretty cheap?”. He added that the email included no video or file proving the clone existed.

A 40-year-old man arriving from Havana told customs he wasn't bringing any animals. A search of his carry-on and fanny pack turned up nothing, but officers noticed an “unexplained bulge” around his waist and pelvis, and that he seemed nervous. A pat-down found six clear tubes wrapped in tape, tucked into pockets sewn into his underwear.

In Savannah, Georgia, home security cameras caught an intruder sneaking into a backyard on Whitefield Avenue between 2:15 and 5:30 am on September 1st. The man took a dip in the pool, moved to the hot tub, and once there spent over ten minutes doing what police officially described as “intensely interacting” with the house's rubber duck.

X has filed suit against Vivek Kumar Sen and Zmyang Sherpa for operating a network of at least nine accounts that posted near-identical Bitcoin headlines within seconds of each other, each one pretending to be a different independent crypto news outlet. The accounts liked, replied to, and reposted each other in a coordinated fashion to artificially inflate engagement and collect payouts from the platform's own creator fund.

In the early hours of September 16, 2026, five masked men showed up at Sovereign Cards in North Lakes, north of Brisbane, Australia, determined to grab the shop's most valuable Pokémon card collection. Security cameras caught them hammering away at the entrance for several minutes, never managing to break a hole big enough to squeeze through. Police Superintendent Christopher Toohey confirmed entry was not gained, but that the gang was indeed after the store's high-end cards. Eventually the group gave up and fled empty-handed in a waiting car.

On August 28, 2026, Strategy's chairman posted an AI-generated video on X in which his own avatar walks through Times Square spouting bitcoin lines like "apex property" and "perfected money," before the scene turns into an exaggerated brawl: the synthetic Saylor strikes and shoves the character playing Tom Lee, Fundstrat co-founder and well-known ethereum bull, who goes flying backward. Saylor captioned the video, "Sorry, @fundstrat. There is no second best."

Residents of San Francisco's Mission District found a yellow-bellied marmot wandering Albion Street this week in September 2026, a species that normally lives in mountain burrows around places like Lake Tahoe, hours away. Urban wildlife rescuers believe the animal likely crawled under the hood of a car returning from Tahoe or the Burning Man festival, drank the radiator's coolant, something these rodents commonly do since they gnaw on wires and hoses, and passed out for the ride, waking up far from home.

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